don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle, via netsreeek)
“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
(via damnitsjosh)
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
I ship it so hard
now kiss
(via redonkulousness)
(Source: finnharries)
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
FUCK I MEANT INCENSE
(via lizzlalalovesyou)
if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
(via dulceayee)
im on the bus and an old woman just smiled and winked at me because I’m grinning at my phone and i think she thinks im talking to a boy but im actually reading gay fanfic omfg
(via lizzlalalovesyou)
